Inspiring Good Samaritan story this Christmas season

A mouse is walking in the forest and hears "help help." He comes upon a big hole where an elephant has fallen in and cant get out. He says, "mouse I need help to get out here" and the mouse says, "wait here i will be right back.”

Ten mins later, he pulls up in his Porsche 911, backs up to the hole, jumps out, goes to the trunk, pulls out a rope, ties it to the bumper and throws it down to the elephant

He says, “Grab the rope and i will pull you out.” The elephant grabs the rope with his trunk and the mouse pulls him out. The elephant says, “thank you mouse for saving my life i will always be in debt to you.”

Later in the year, the elephant is walking along one day and hears "help help!" Well, what do you know, its the mouse who has fallen down the hole. The elephant walks over, lowers his dick down to the mouse and the mouse climbs up his dick and out of the hole.

The moral of the story is if you have a big dick you don’t need a Porsche.

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As my friend said this story to me, someone asked, "why couldn't the elephant used his trunk instead." Well, he replied, "it doesn't have the same effect."

I guess the elephant wanted the pleasure out of it too :p